Nick Burns

Today I played the Company's Computer Guy with the department printer.

Went in there, got my fingers dirty and burnt them ouches trying to fix a nasty paper jam. T'was hard work. Answering the "WHAT are you doing?" questions, I mean.

"Making new friends."
"I'm destressing."
"Research."
"Toasting bread."
"Looking for attention."
"Saving the world."
"Nothing. What are YOU doing?"

And I managed to fix it without calling MIS. Well... I did. But no one was around. Bastard slackers.

Which reminds me. Duty calls.