Superstar!

So... I'm going to quit my job and be a rock star. And Wyche says that when he gets to Asia, he wants to join my band.

First, I have to learn to play the guitar. What? You gotta start somewhere.

After pitching some of my goofy ideas to him, we've decided that we're going to be the Talking Dildos. (Byrne will burn with disgust.)

I figured that's the only way to sell the talking dildos that I'm going to prototype.

Wyche doesn't know it yet but we might do covers. If it gets bad. Some of the songs that've made it to our list:

• Hooked on a Feeling
• Groovy Kind of Love
• I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)
• Twist and Shout
• Under Pressure
• Hurts So Good

Talking Dildos - Rock hard. We're so gonna ride it.

Oh man. Heh.