"I thought of you yesterday..."

bbd: when I was standing in the grocery aisle
me: really?
bbd: Do you know about these magazines
me: what were you looking at?
bbd: with aliens
bbd: and weird phenomenons
me: what's the title?
me: National Enquirer?
bbd: that people buy to amuse themselves
bbd: Yes!
bbd: there was a front page article
bbd: that said "Aliens are with us!"
bbd: and the subtitle was
bbd: "and they worship oprah as their god"
me: laffo
me: thanks