Uhrrrr?

So I was minding my own business when a colleague asked if I had a blog. And I was like, uhrrrr, why? Did you find it?

And now I feel weird.

It's not that I'm shocked by the revelation that the world wide web isn't private. I made the conscious decision to use my name and talk about real things. It's that, I mean, doesn't everyone know that we SNEAKILY search for and read our friends' blogs and continue to SNEAKILY read them without telling them in a desperate attempt to uncover their deepest darkest secrets?

I kid.

For serious, what gives?

P.S. Maybe it's just a random question and you're not reading this, Adrian*.

*Name changed to blahblahblah.