Scrumptious Spam
All week long, I've been receiving junk mail from crazily-named individuals: Ambiance L. Pituitary, Murat E. Concurrency and my fave, Gasser C. Retrenchment.
5 minutes ago, I got one from Evasively C. Ghastliness, selling me pharmaceutical things. Because the name was just kooky, I actually read the rest of the words below the ghastly starbusts et al.
And these are the pearls of wisdom I picked up.
“The best buy is a telephone call to the right man.”
Mmmmm...
“Children and drunks always speak the truth.”
Must remember to hang out with them more.
And finally, “To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.”
Damn. What am I doing trying to be smrt?
With gems like these, who needs Viagra?
5 minutes ago, I got one from Evasively C. Ghastliness, selling me pharmaceutical things. Because the name was just kooky, I actually read the rest of the words below the ghastly starbusts et al.
And these are the pearls of wisdom I picked up.
“The best buy is a telephone call to the right man.”
Mmmmm...
“Children and drunks always speak the truth.”
Must remember to hang out with them more.
And finally, “To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.”
Damn. What am I doing trying to be smrt?
With gems like these, who needs Viagra?
posted by tomorrowgirl at 3:30 PM
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